Taking My Talents to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.

by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010

South Sac

Sacramento's south side. Known mostly for it's broad diversity, drugs, and gangs. South Sacramento is where most Sacramento area rappers are based. Also known for it's high homicide rate, which is the highest in the city. South Sacamento is arguably the second most ghetto area of the city, with Oak Park being the first.

I'm from South Sac...you?

by Young Vato December 17, 2005

south park

Still a great show, that sometimes makes fun of current events and sometimes just makes fun of society. Other times, it's completely random.

Some people find some episodes good, and others not so good, depending on how easily offended they are and what the episode is about. (for example, almost everyone can relate to the "Chinpokomon" episode, where obviously others may be offended by and therefore dislike the episode "Ginger Kids" (I loved that episode)).Finding an episode funny can also depend on whether you like more complex humour or crude humour (mostly provided by Cartman) because each episode features both in varying amounts.

Ignore the sudden increase in ignorant, negative definitions of Southpark. These are provided by delusional hippies that believe TV programs and computer games are responsible for a degrading society. In fact society can make up its own mind about what is right and wrong; entertainment does not do that for us.

Delusional hippy: "Thanks to South Park and GTA the general youth of today are using vulgar language in every sentence, using drugs, and disrespecting their parents."

Me: Have you even watched an episode of South Park? I doubt it. Stop whining and go hug a tree.

Oh wait a minute, I need a spliff and have to go use vulgar language towards my parents because I watch South Park.

by thenewguest July 17, 2006

Southlake

Recently I read a definition about the town I grew up in. I didn't know whether to laugh or get pissed so I'll just write this. Southlake was once four communities. Lonesome Dove, Whites Chapel, Jellico, and Union Church were separate small unincorporated communities of pioneers from the early 1840's until 1956 - four years after Grapevine Lake was completed. The town was named for its geographical location to the man-made Grapevine Lake: and man called it Southlake - and it was good. There is a Northlake, Texas also. It is in Denton County, North of Flower Mound, West of Argyle and is served by Northwest ISD. Southlake Carroll schools are great. In the last 5 school years there has only been one drop out. People move from elsewhere to join our football team (jeopardizing our chance at a title), but we still do well. Yes, we are wealthy. Most of us are "New Money". There are some "Old Money" families, but not many. Yes, the Jonas Brothers do have a house in Westlake - a town of about 400 people, served by Carroll Schools and mostly considered a neighborhood of Southlake. Some of the guys are d-bags, but most of them aren't. There are a lot of "Southlake Moms" who have never worked a day in their lives yet still cannot cook, but there are also a lot of Working Moms also. "Southlake Girls" can be coke whores and sluts, but a lot of them are really smart and genuine. In reality, Southlake is diverse in its own right and has been the home of many successful people.

I love bashing Southlake and all of it's residents even though I know next to nothing about the town.

by gingeravenger July 30, 2011

southern trespass

while having sex, to change orifices without prior consent or warning.

Sheilah and I were getting it on, and she was going crazy! So I pulled A southern trespass. Man she loved it!

by matt simpson February 24, 2004

south carolina good-bye

a drawn out, multiple time given good-bye, intersected with stories, financial situatons, gossip, jokes, sentimental sweet nothings (depending on said company), and football or stock car speculations. so called for the American Southerners' likeable propensity for conversation and verbal virtuosity. it is a just another cultural moray on the continuum best explaned by the sentiment: "why use one word when a thousand will do?".

Southern woman:"i'll miss you. call me when you get there. drive safe"
Southern man: "i'll miss you too. don't worry i'll call. well i guess i'll see you when i see you"
10 minute conversation

Southern man: "well i'm burning daylight"
Southern woman: "yeah, i'm sorry you need to get moving"
20 minute conversation
Southern woman: "take care now. i need to clean this place up."
Southern man: "i got a long drive ahead of me"
15 minute conversation
Southern man: " what time is it ?" good lord it's 8:30!"
Southern woman": i know. well enough of these south carolina good-byes, i've got to get fixin' breakfast for the children."

by silverbuell January 18, 2010

Bar South

A term describing a situation in which an athlete (usually an ice hockey player, but it can be a soccer player) sends a shot on goal that hits the crossbar and goes straight down into the net. Derivative of the term "bar down."

Shut the fuck up goalie, I went bar south on your ass.

by Bar Down Hero November 21, 2010