Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

saddlebagged

When a man has his penis shot off and is left with only his testicles looking like saddle bags.

Greg was saddlebagged, and can no longer piss standing up.

by Killerrabbit November 5, 2013

Saddle Burr

That annoying zit/pimple on your inner thigh area, in which become irritated when your thighs scrape together or is touched/picked at.

I can hardly walk straight because this Saddle Burr is driving me crazy!

by Drunken Visionary. December 31, 2014

Swaddle

| 'swädl | To waddle with swagger, most commonly seen in arrogant water fowl.

The duck swaddled over to the pigeon and let him know who was in charge.

by documentone April 24, 2016

Saddles Off

This phrase is used in order to describe that something exciting just happened, is happening, or is about to happen. It is most commonly used among friends at parties.

1) Fred: "Hey boys, pre game at my place tonight."
Brad: "Sick bro, saddles off. Hook 'em baby!"
2) "yah know that moment when you realize while in bed with a girl that she is a total freak, and it's saddles off boys"

by Boob man May 20, 2017

swaddlebum

The act of swaddling a baby's bottom

Come on Todd, I need you to swaddlebum the baby.

by Krankykrew September 12, 2017

Saddle Boy

A boy who does a lot of questionable, suspicious, feminine shit. They are usually in the closet.

Vagina: You can’t have me, you’re just a Saddle Boy!

Saddle Boy: Ok I’ll just die either out of the closet or a virgin

by Fleezus Christ November 29, 2017