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Neapolitan Smoothie

When you go from anal and nut in her pussy making a mix of white, brown and pink.
That girl was so wild last night she told me to neapolitan smoothie her.
by Outonthetown69 April 19, 2022
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smoothie

someone with well below average wrinkles in their cortex and thus of limited mental capacity
Awww c'mon! When no one else is here, you don't have to stop at the roundabout smoothie!
by Karrde76 February 5, 2023
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Chunky Smoothie

When you cum in a mixed drink and serve it to your significant other
I gave my home boy’s wife a chunky smoothie the other day but he accidentally drank it.
by Sk8ter1800 February 18, 2020
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cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022
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The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.
Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!
by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025
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MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIE

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.
¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨
by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021
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Chocolate Smoothie

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.
by ismelldinonuggie January 2, 2021
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