smart ass

a republican with a brain

a smart ass. . .hmmm. . . I can't seam to think of any.

by JJellow July 18, 2011

Smart like an Ubaid

very retarded. Used for sarcastic purposes.

Man your smart like an ubaid. That was the gayest thing I ever heard.

by Zoobaid October 16, 2003

smart-assery

a factory that produces smart asses

Dave was created in a smart-assery.

by bobbbbbbbbed February 3, 2012

Smart Fuck

1. A man whom wears a condom during sex.

God, that was one smart fuck

by Hulio816 May 7, 2012

smart arse

A smart ass with a particularly dry wit.

Damon of eHacked.forums.com

by toybot March 9, 2005

smart ass

Someone who values listening to themselves speak endlessly about a subject no one really esteems or cares about. The speaker carries on indefinetly in attempt to make everyone around him feel baser until someone has the nerve to call him smart ass.

Anyone who gives a filibuster demonstrates a small percentage of the smart asses out there.

by Carlos Rocks January 9, 2008

Smart Dick

is when a douchebag named Shane calls you a dumb dick because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. In reality you are not a dumb dick but a super intelligent woman as some who say a 'smart dick'.

Shane:" That was a good one you dumb dick"

Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"

Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"

Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"

by intelligentwoman May 19, 2011