Slootch

Verb: The act of lapping up semen. See also, cum lapper.

Dude, you have to watch your aim. Your dog just slootched your load!

by Slootch May 2, 2011

Oh Shoot! Yo Theres Vigilante

The phrase said when the presence of Vigilante is known. The Vigilante is the man that stands up on the 4th floor of his apartment complex and surveys the region all night. It is guessed that he does it to relax and chill, but in the meantime, he keeps the neighborhood safe. Everyone walking on the streets below know who he is, but do not know his identity. He is usually leaning forward on the balcony and looking around.

Guy 1: Yo its mah boy!

Guy 2: Yo what up
Guy 1: *looks up* Oh Shoot! Theres Vigilante
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo theres vigilante

Guy 3: Yo hes still there, he was there all night the other night.

Guy 1: The Vigilante

by Theresdavigilante December 16, 2013

The whole bang shoot

All encompassing.

He lost everything in the hurricane - the whole bang shoot.

by Circle November 5, 2008

mute and shoot

turning the audio off on a video in order to be able to masturbate to it successfully i.e. shoot your load. Videos that require muting and shooting include pornography with attractive actresses who unfortunately make noises like monkeys in the zoo when they get excited or talk too much especially when their excessive talking is in a creepy baritone.

Muting and shooting can also be necessary when traditional pornography is not available and one must resort to watching music videos of a singer who is incredibly hot, but completely lacks talent.

Guy 1: "Remember how much it sucked when it took hours to download porn and then you'd finally watch it and the chick would be screaming so fake?"

Guy 2: "Yah man. All that you can do in that situation is mute and shoot."

by APxLSxMT April 28, 2010

shoot me

A phrase said when one wants death.

Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017

shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

why'd ya shoot me?

A remark most commonly used when someone gets shot.

*BANG* Why'd ya shoot me?

by Saturos November 8, 2003