Sack Ya Nuts

Sack Ya Nuts refers to the failure of a task, this is commonly used when someone gets killed in a clutch situation when its a 1v5, there are different variations for this depending on if the failure happened in the past or present or if it happened to you or another person.

Man I was in duos for Black ops 4 blackout and my teammate sacked his nuts.

My mates such a bloody wanker he bought a PS4 instead of a PC I knew he would sack his nuts.

Oi mate you got a assessment due soon you better not sack ya nuts.

Damn bro I was on a 500 combo on love live school idol festival but then I sacked my bloody nuts and missed a note.

by MR_POPO_NUT September 13, 2018

Relax the Sack

A way to say relax or chill out to a guy.

You-MY TEACHER IS AN ASSHOLE, I WANT TO KILL HER!

Me-Hey bro, relax the sack.

by Jay_MF_Beezy October 16, 2010

sack spackle

when a guy wipes his ass back to front, smearing shit on the back of his scrotum

Dude, I took a solid beef shit and when I wiped I totally sack spackled myself.

by Guts February 17, 2007

Slacker

One who prioritizes doing nothing.

Square: Oh my God, this Tuesday was so stressful! After waking up late at 5:27, I rushed to the gym and almost missed my 6:00 Pilates class. After it was over I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and shaved. I then realized I had left my Xanax back at my condo. Speeding BACK to my housing unit, I ran and picked up the meds then turned around and headed to off work. Getting to the office by 8:43, grabbed some coffee then headed into the 8:00 sync meeting where we reevaluated the pending transaction with the Taipei plant, discussed the new format for the personnel records and talked about regional integration. I met with a client at 10:45 and then proceeded to work through lunch, stopping to eat a low-carb, transfat free, Vitamin D-enriched salad at my desk at 3:15. I rescheduled the next meeting with my life coach, paid my bills through the end of the month and organized my cubicle. Leaving the office at 7:00, I had dinner by myself at 7:45 and read the paper before getting back to my home at 8:50. I went on the internet to complete the homework for my online MBA program before catching up on The News Hour. How was your Tuesday?

Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.

::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::

by dark289 April 13, 2009

static sack

While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.

No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.

While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

flat sack

When you go to have sex with a guy and realize he has no balls.

I was 69'ing with this one guy and his flat sack hit me in the face.

by hen-peter October 23, 2011

Slackwit

Someone who may be intelligent enough, but is intellectually lazy or undisciplined.

Man, what a slackwit! He rants on and on about politics, but he's never even bothered to find out what the candidates' stances on the issues are!

by Krig the Viking February 26, 2009