Skippy Johnson

The act of inserting a cow's heart into a person's anal canal, after which point the recipient must achieve orgasm within 10 seconds, otherwise the inserter must rip the recipient's molars out with pliers.

Thinking ahead, Stephen grabbed the needle-nosed pliers from his father's tool shed on the way to the pasture, where he gave his girlfriend ellen a rather memorable Skippy Johnson.

A cow's heart in one hand, needle-nosed pliers in the other, Derek questioned whether tonight was the right night to give Shari her first Skippy Johnson, and whether she would make the 10-second cut.

by S.J. August 31, 2008

happy sappy

Nauseatingly upbeat. Not only do you see the silver lining in every cloud, but you're always turning lemons into lemonade and sow's ears into silk purses. You're just so amazingly chipper that you inspire everyone around you to wonder if killing you might be considered justifiable homicide.

Even though we were down by thirty points, the cheerleaders were still so happy sappy that I wanted to slap them.

by Fidgit January 28, 2009

damn skippy

An assertion, usually used with yes or ya to emphasize some point made.

Person A: Didja see that fight on the corner? That chick got stomped, that's brutal.
Person B: Ya damn skippy that shit was brutal, I think the whole block stomped her ass.

by DarkNova December 14, 2001

skippy

a derogotory name for australians, created by the ITALIANS in ADELAIDE

Tell that skippy to brush her teeth

by Bok-choy November 3, 2003

sappy had

sappy had is a groovy little man with one happy side of his face and one sad side, hence the anagram 'sappy had'. he is made out of a wooden bead for his head, a green piece if string for his jumper and a red piece of string for his trousers and hair. i love him!!!

"hey, this is sappy had"
"aww bless him, his sad face is so cute!"

by sappy lover July 11, 2005

snippy snappy

word used by the Mock German speaking Teddies in the N64 game conker's bad fur day...

translation: sniper rifle

shot em with your snippy snappy

by chuckfrmgamestop January 23, 2007

sippin syrup

Cough Syrup with Codeine usually mixed with Sprite or Mountain Dew used to get high when taken recreationally. It is consumed usually through several sips, hence the name.

I was feeling good after some sippin syrup.

by Handlmama April 9, 2015