Situational Beauty

A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.

(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."

by scissorbot August 16, 2011

situational song

A song that perfectly depicts the current events and or feelings in your life.

Person A "shit my girl just dumped me"
Person B "I got the perfect situational song for this"

by WWYKI Octopus September 29, 2011

Situationship

What Dine and Charlily85 define as goals

Charlily85: I kinda want a fuckbuddy that's not allows to fuck anyone else, cuddles me but leaves in the morning
Dine:that's a situationship

by Charlily85 December 23, 2022

A sticky situation

A sticky situation

A sticky situation is a situation which is very problematic and complicated, making them really fun to gossip about with friends

Jodee- IVE GOT ANOTHER STICKY SITUATION!
friend- OMG TELL ME EVERYTHING IN MATHS!

by McDonald’sFriesAreBae October 17, 2019

Lancing up the situation

1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted

2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.

1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.

2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.

by CHANTAL DID IT August 28, 2005

Situationship

When your each others 2nd strings - one goes to jail one retains the others property- the one gets out of jail and by default enters into a sItuationship.

Dont be confused i dont love you this is a situationship at best.

by bish'what June 19, 2021

Loose Loose Situation

When a situation is incredibly loose.

let the other person know u don't want n e thing 2 do with the situation it's a loose loose situation

by diemer October 2, 2010