scrambled eggs

Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.

I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?

by Maul June 2, 2004

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.

I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

by Mattie Love August 28, 2016

Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.

Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*

by Annubrius October 12, 2008

the scrambling ferret

the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.

smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall

by Trennis May 13, 2009

scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

by gumby40oz April 12, 2006

scrambler

while having sex with someone you look away like at a wall or some other object and think about something other than sex such as why do we fry chicken

when i was having sex with that girl last night i was doing the scrambler thinking about all the different ways to make eggs

by josh2010 August 6, 2011

Scramble

When you crash into someone and a fat security guard tell you to go.

"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car

"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car.

by Mattbhere1 July 30, 2010