Mexican Pencil Sharpener

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Suck My D Sharp

The music theory equivalent to "suck my dick". Originated in the Merrimack Valley.

Mark: Hey Jeff, you suck at guitar.
Jeff: Suck my D sharp.

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 22, 2013

Sharper

a person who is extremely smart even though they may not always show it.

a person possessing an extremely large penis, more in length than width but can very from person to person

Person # 1 - damn that was the biggest dick i've ever seen
Person # 2 - you must have been with a sharper
Person # 3 - how did you know?

by kaliffa1122 January 23, 2011

scorpio

contrary to stereotypes, most scorpios aren't hardcore murderers that eat babies for breakfast. (most of us aren't, at least). scorpios are just regular people.

person: oh wow, that guy is so mean.. he must be a scorpio.
me: shut up, karen.

by lancemcclain August 15, 2017

scorpion

A scorpion is an invertebrate that usually lives in deserts. They posess a pair of claws and a tail equiped with a poisonous stinger. They are related to Spiders and other arachnids. If you live in a desert, make sure none of them get into your house. Thier venom can make you quite sick.

Scientists say that the ancestors of Scorpions lived in the sea.

by Light Joker August 6, 2004

Dj sharpnel

A collabaration of some of the greatest speedycore/ j-core djs ever.

Dj sharpnel is some fucking hard energy speedycore huh?

by Sora01 October 20, 2008

Sharpie Rape

Sharpie Rape occurs when someone takes a Sharpie, pen, marker, etc. and makes a mark (large or small) on another's bare skin without consent of the victim.

"Omg on the bus today I got Sharpie raped and screamed. then everyone looked at me funny... =/"

"Dude, WTF IS A SHARPIE RAPE!?!? o.O"

by King_Boo October 1, 2007