Peanut Butter Scoop

A "hip twisting" penis thrust - both to the left or to the right - during sex - causing friction - thus ensuing in maximum pleasure - but resembling a "finger scoop" in the peanut butter jar. Very popular with old Italian guys, who at their age...still wanna "give it to their old lady the hard way".

Uncle Santo just "PEANUT BUTTER SCOOPED" the shit outta Aunt Rosie. Her "poo-kyock" is still smokin'. Madonna mi...she could barely walk.

by Eddie Monahan Staten Island NY July 22, 2009

poop scoop

to scrape the left over poop off of a kittens ass with a nilla wafer

after the kitty pooed i poop scooped the dangeler on his anus

by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

devil scoop of chocolate

1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.

2) secret "operations" involving said sketchster

I was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when I realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which I chuckled maniacally.

by Bandito March 30, 2004

Schoop

The sound of forceing diarrhea out of ones but hole.

"Dude, I just had the loudest schoop of my life"

Greg: "Did you hear that guy in the bathroom?"
Mike: "Yeah, that was one loud schoop!"

by The-Flasher1 October 30, 2010

Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around

After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.

by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013

scoop

v. To get to something before someone else. Comes from the news business.

I scooped Bungalow H. Bill with the definition for piece.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

Scoop

A word used when asking someone "how is it going?" or "what is going on?".

Hey friend, what is the scoop on the hockey game?

by TheTallTale March 5, 2005