shlonk

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

by AnGeLicAaA October 19, 2008

shlong

jays wang

Dam thats a nice shlong

by Jay Uhlman Represent May 20, 2003

Shlonk

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

by PieMan3259 May 20, 2018

shlonk

micro shrimp dick

Durwin's ex girlfriend said he has a shlonk

by Don't come back September 26, 2017

shmoney

money; cash. First said by Cardi B

"ima get that shmoney"

by Charliehorse500 July 24, 2018

Big shlong

I have a massive one

Big shlong is what I have

by Stevie <3 December 13, 2021

King Kong Long Shlong

Its just noice

king kong long shlongs are great

by anonymous March 2, 2021