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Shippey

A guy or Gal you meet once in a lifetime! They're original! Awesome hair, coolest styles in terms of clothing and accessories! Creativity is their legacy. Tries their best to impress, and aims as high as possible in education. Though they're the kind you can either: Really like; Or really dislike. When you first meet a 'shippey' They can be really cute, innocent and shy, though after a while; they tend to be particularly annoying! Overall- life wouldn't be complete without a 'shippey'
A:'Aw, "shippey" is so cute, and looks awesome today, as per usual!' B:'Oh my god! stop obsessing over him! you've known him a week!' A:'I cant... But he wont dare talk to me yet?!' B:'Because he's shy when you first meet him... then he gets annoying! - Believe me, "Shippey" isn't who you think he is.'
by ZombieGeek April 28, 2011
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Skippy Skids

Streaks of feces left in a pair of underwear.
He had Skippy Skids because he didn't wipe his ass.
by KevinR September 14, 2008
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Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.
Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.
by Rubba Slim December 14, 2008
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shipyard chalker

A man who ties up pieces of rope filling holes in a ship or boat. Along with this he puts a tar-like substance into the hole so the water doesn't leak in when more water pressure is added.
I hired a shipyard chalker to repair my boat yesterday.
by ARneddrdeewn March 18, 2009
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Shipyard Steven

This aggresive act involves postioning oneself on the edge of large boat with every intention to defecate off the side. If this bold individual is able to execute a dump in plain viewsight of other ship goers and beach loungers he is said to have acheived the highest known title in boating, the "Shipyard Steven"
Mike had such high aspirations of being crowned the shipyard steven that he deemed it necesary to drop his shorts, lean off the side of the boat and launch a dump for all those on the beach to witness.
by Reggie Dumps April 13, 2009
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Shlippyjiggy

When a woman is so aroused that she is way too lubricated and there is just not enough friction to get the job done.
"My girlfriend and I were having some real hot sex but it got way too hot for her. The fun turned into shlippyjiggy and ruined my whole evening."
by bransey1963 February 26, 2009
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skippyism

The belief in Skippy, or all thing related to sex.
Girl: What is your religion?

Boy: Skippyism

Girl: Oh, really? I like skippyists.
by skipptizilism May 13, 2009
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