shiney turd

A cops badge.

I was smoking some pot in the park and a cop flashed his shiney turd at me.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

shotgun shine

Comes from the"shine" definition "to do big things". To do big things with a shotgun.

El Mariachi really had a shotgun shine when he killed everyone in the bar.

by kennylive November 1, 2010

shineophile

Used to describe someone that is unnaturally attracted to bright shinny objects.
This behavior is not exclusive to humans, it can also be observed in the animal kingdom. Some animals that help to exemplify this are cats, hedgehogs and moles.

Gollum is the quintessential shineophile.
or
Man, Jenny's hedgehog is a shineophile.

by BobLiesmith July 11, 2006

Cock Shiner

1.When a female blows hot breath on a penis and then rubs it
2. Male\female that have aderation for the peni

1. That ho is a cock shinner!
2. Yo Denton is such a cock shiner!

by Maurissa Hernandez March 20, 2007

Shiner Bock

very very dark amber beer. just had a bit, tastes fairly good, but doenst go down quite as smoothly as... oh, gin. definitely not for the weak of palat. made for the beer-hardened men of our great nation. by the way, texas? im in PA bud.

i just had some Shiner Bock and damn, that shit was tasty

by pb suuuup April 3, 2006

Lyra Shines

A very unprofessional Band who often bring a guy dressed like corn on stage and break there own instruments in the middle of the show. If you hear on of there songs you have just about heard then all.

If you closes your eyes at the show you would think you are hearing a crappy Paramore Tribute band. Also they have a bad stage presents while not singing the singer Julia looks uncomfortable on stage. She thinks see needs to talk a lot but it is better if she keeps her mouth shut.

Some members of the band just need to grow up and stop humping the air on stage oh yes you know how I am talking about.

Over all if you wana see a joke on stage go see them. If you want a good band with awsome stage presents stay away......

P.S. The Lead singer Julia Urban Dictionary's her self who dose that???

"Hey man did you get the 30 request to see that crappy Lyra shines"

"Yea I did, never been begged so much to see a crappy show"

"Yea same you going?"

"No saw them once and thats all I needed to see."

by Girl who hates crappy bands. April 7, 2010

shiner

means the same as a blo -job, to have your dick sucked is to get a shiner. (see shine also)

"that girl over there gave me a shiner"

by 123 July 24, 2003