Shemp

Men that graduate from Ernest W. Seaholm High School, participate in the school musical, date women named Jordan, wear golf sweaters in the winter, wear ugg boots and burberry vests, use the word as well in many situations and in general like to suck woons.

Look at pat, hes sucking a fat woon. What a big ol' shemp. da da da da da a big ass shemp.

by Hello my name is pat December 7, 2009

turkish shampoo

when a girl/guy is giving you head, you piss all over their head.

while my girlfriend gave me oral, i decided to give her some turkish shampoo

by eug-unit May 26, 2005

Peruvian Shampoo

the act of "sperminating" heavily during the night and "gunking" ur girlfriend's hair

"my girl woke up with a Peruvian Shampoo the other day, it has taken her a week and a half to clean it out"

by Iron Deficient Jack August 19, 2008

shemp

Describles someone who is of less than ordinary intelligence. From the Three Stooges 4th Stooge named "Shemp" who was not good enough to be an original stooge.

"That Kirk guy is a real shemp."

by Gaston June 19, 2006

Shampoo

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'

i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo

by ScarletMistress January 15, 2008

shemp

The raddest mother fucker around!

"Dude that Shemp is a rad mother dude."

by Joe DeWitt December 28, 2005

Shampoop

A term used to describe the usage feces to wash one's hair.

The girl, wigged out so much on acid that she convinced herself that a shampoop would be a good idea.

by Blindswordzman March 4, 2009