Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014

early swimmer s

Precum

Pre ejaculation

I got early swimmer s in my pants

by joshhudson313 June 17, 2017

the swimmer

When you rape a girl behind a dumpster and get off.

Dude I pulled off the swimmer last night!

...im calling the police

by TylerMemer99 December 13, 2017

till-skimmer

An agricultural employee who secretly snitches some of the topsoil after mechanically turning over the earth in the spring.

I installed security-cameras in my field's scarecrows to keep an eye out for till-skimmers.

by QuacksO January 22, 2018

Ryan Simmerman

An annoying child, which still gets the ladies.

Look Ryan Simmerman cheated on Nelly Garcia!

by Tommy_is_suck April 7, 2019

Male swimmer

That nigga gay asf

Friend- “Yooo is that a gay fish?”
Other friend- “nah that’s just a male swimmer”

by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 19, 2021

Dick Swimmer

A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.

Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."

Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."

by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022