Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.

"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."

by mell0drama September 8, 2016

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Service Shelf

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.

Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.

by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer July 17, 2016

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Wall, Shelf, Door

An updated version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where wall beats shelf, shelf beats door, and door beats wall.

"We both want the last cheese stick, let's settle it with an old fashioned game of wall, shelf, door."

"Oh, no!"

by PocketFruit July 29, 2025

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Shelf On The Elf

The Wrong Way To Say Elf On The SHelf

The Girl Sead Shelf On The Elf Instead OF Shelf On The Elf

by HighClassChampion April 29, 2022

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Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

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