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candy shank

When you lick a candy cane to make the tip sharp
Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.

Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
by Littytitty69420 December 31, 2017
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Triple shank

The act of pulling down a person's pants, stabbing them in the side, and inserting one's penis into said persons anus.
My last day in prison was gifted with a triple shank from all my best buddies.
by BJ.......K? July 29, 2017
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shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .
i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"
by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021
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shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.
That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.
by xxmaelstromxx November 11, 2007
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shank ball

The name of a shot in basketball when you air ball, miss a layup, or hit the side of the backboard
Person 1: Oh man, I just air balled it!
Person 2: Hahaha what a shank ball
by Hugarshnucklebee December 20, 2016
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flame shank

when some one stabs you with a lighter
A: why is there a burn hole in your shirt?
B: that jackass flame shanked me
by stupid joe April 3, 2009
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Cyber Shanked

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".
Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.
by Da Most Dope GUp In Da Hizzy September 9, 2013
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