Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.
Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.
Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
by Littytitty69420 December 31, 2017

The act of pulling down a person's pants, stabbing them in the side, and inserting one's penis into said persons anus.
by BJ.......K? July 29, 2017

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .
by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.
by xxmaelstromxx November 11, 2007

by Hugarshnucklebee December 20, 2016

by stupid joe April 3, 2009

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".
Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.
by Da Most Dope GUp In Da Hizzy September 9, 2013
