Selfie

The shittiest hobby on planet earth

I fucking hate selfies

by CChart103 January 15, 2016

selian

A wonderful and spectacular girl,,who is cute and caring,,she is also a very loyal girl and when she loves someone she loves them with all their heart.She is also a girl who won't show her feelings just to not let others care too much but she will always want to see her friends happy

Selian!!what an elegant girl you are

by Master Meliodas April 29, 2021

Easter Selfie

A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.

Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.

by Rock Beats Everything April 5, 2015

Creampie Selfie

When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created

Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

Suggestive selfie

A photo depicting a sexual mannerism such as boobs. Butt, penis or vagina

hey babe would you send me a suggestive selfie

by hsuehshdjdhdksh March 4, 2019

Seat belt selfie

Term for person (usually women) who only take selfies while in a car or driving and nowhere else, with the seat belt neatly across the chest. Person may have self image issues and feel hidden somewhat by being in a vehicle as they post no other type of self pictures.

What do you think of the new girl, Debbie? She looks kinda cute, but it's hard to tell with all the seat belt selfies on her Facebook page.

by Lazy_Tiger July 18, 2016

Selfie

Masterbating, Having some quality time with yourself

I was a bit bored so I caught up on the porno web and had a 'selfie'

by Thanksw4stoosh August 18, 2013