Balance sheet

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about

Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.

by Matt can you pass the sauce May 29, 2016

Sheeet

a slang term for shit and is used to exadurate the word. Used involuntarily by arabs.

"ohh sheeet i forgot my umbrella!"

by thatchick September 1, 2008

sheet wreckin

A night of passionate love making resulting in the inevitable destruction of the provided bedding.

Damn baby, last nights sheet wreckin left my sister's guest bed in tatters. (high five)

by Fannie Arbo September 23, 2010

ma seeen

scottish phrase meaning my son usually said in a high pitch voice

awryt ma seeen

by scotty boyNo1 February 28, 2009

Sexcel Sheet

A detailed excel spreadsheet that documents a person's sex life. Can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,

"So according to my sexcel sheet I have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26."

by Elyse Black April 24, 2013

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 1, 2017

Sheet Karate

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.

I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."

by scottie don't76 January 3, 2007