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bootleg scooter 

What people buy their daughter for her birthday when they think they are poor.
I got a bootleg scooter off ebay for my birthday.
bootleg scooter by ass clown March 22, 2004

Cooter Scooter 

When a man ejaculates into a vagina without a condom, and rather than pulling out to let it drip onto the bedsheets, both parties simultaneously scoot to the edge of the bed before pulling out so that one can reach a towel.
Fred just washed his sheets, so after cumming in Susie he did the cooter scooter to let it drip onto the floor.

cooter scooter 

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.
"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!
cooter scooter by Bill May 20, 2004

Where is yo scooter 

When ever someone talks down on you and you dont have a comeback.
It comes from Nene Leakes season 10 catch phrase when Kim was talking baldly about her
After Troy kept roasting Quan he couldn’t think of any come backs so he said “Where is yo scooter

Kentucky Mud Scooter 

The act of a girl defecating on her partner's testicles during sex in the reverse cowgirl position.
Once Chloe got off Robert he had to hit the shower because she kentucky mud scootered him.

Goth Scooter Gang 

A gang with scooters that will ride the scooter anytime. It will attack skateboarders because they hate scooters. It is aggressive with anything. They will attempt to run over anything in its way.
The Goth Scooter Gang is a very dangerous group. Even more dangerous than the mafia.
Goth Scooter Gang by Pong water September 2, 2019