Schlitz

The sound your dick makes when you bring it in at too steep an angle during sex, and it pops out of the girl's vagina.

That was the loudest schlitz I've ever heard.

by J-Roc in the Heezy October 8, 2008

schlitz

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

by Aaron L January 29, 2005

Schmitten

A term used to define nerdy couples usually in their mid teen's.
Most often relates to couples with similar interests, such as paintball, brutal combat using wooden/foam swords, films like Rocky Horror Picture Show, technology and paintball.
Couples have a tendency to use Instant Messenger in the place of a telephone to discuss important relationship issues.

Derived from the word "smitten".

Josh and Urankar. Enough said.

by Trudy S. May 23, 2005

Dropping the schnitzel

an act of surprise, or describing something really cool.
in short - DTS.

"Hey Mandy, Your shirt is so Dropping the schnitzel!"
"Fo' schnitzel"
"Dude, that movie was so good, I dropped the schnitzel! "

by big betty July 31, 2008

schnitty

common term for the female genitals, or a term used to describe the appearence of a female

"thats some pretty shitty schnitty" or "that schnitty is the shiz"

by pin November 6, 2003

schnitz

Meaning: extremely cute in the sense of an animal/baby etc..

That puppy was sooo schnitz.
That was the schnitziest puppy EVER!

by AW July 27, 2004

Schnitzel

The most fitting euphemism which is used interchangeably with "shit." A well trained user will be able to switch between "shit" and "schnitzel" depending on audience.

"Dude, I just took a steamy schnitzel on the hood of that guys car"
"Holy frickin' schnitzel! I just won the lottery!"

by Bizzy Body January 8, 2009