When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.
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Get the golden santa mug.A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
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