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Skipping Rocks

When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023
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Truck Stopping

When two men meet at a truck stop and engage in gay sexual acts. Including but not limited to blow jobs, anal, rimming, etc.
Hank: Hey Bill You going truck stopping tonight?

Bill: Ah I just might I haven't had some good mangina in while.
by bluejob October 10, 2008
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Speed Skipping

"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"
by woahimbomb April 10, 2009
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crank stepping

When a person who is under the influence of meth is walking down the street really fast. And there eyes are turned down towards the street instead of where they are going.
They are usually looking for a package that somebody might have dropped. Like a quarter gram or other size.
There usually sweaty and having hard time controlling there body movements.
Here comes Tweaky Bob, crank stepping towards us.
by rmblnrd13 May 11, 2010
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swole skipping

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"
by Douchenator108 March 14, 2011
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Stress Stepping

Repeatedly tripping yourself up about something. Becoming more and more frustrated. Becoming extremely stressed.
That bitch left me with nothing, but I'm not stress stepping to it.

Man, I'm fuckin' broke, but I'm not even stress stepping about it.
by sexy ewok December 27, 2011
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Keg Slipping

The art of slipping on the condensate and melted ice from a keg.
"Did you guys see that sly dog keg slipping like pro last night?"

"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"
by b0gal0 May 11, 2014
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