stonerlexic

A dyslexic stoner

When a stoner can't wait until 4:20 to get high, so she waits until 4:02. She is stonerlexic

stonerlexic by KPAS August 23, 2015

Stonervated 

Stoned/Motivated: When in the process of getting stoned, you get so stoned, you get motivated to do something (Mainly Sativa's). ie: Smoking and then cleaning your whole house.

I got so stonervated I cleaned my whole apartment in under an hour.

Stonervated by Corineeey July 20, 2017

stoner ass 

When you take multiple rly big shits after smoking a lot of weed

dude i smoked 5 whole grams yesterday and now i have really bad stoner ass

stoner ass by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018

Stoner Aesthetic 

Definition 1) adjective: someone who isn't a stoner but looks and acts like one

Definition 2) adjective: an item that gives off laid back and chill vibes

Example 1) Boy: have u seen Danny? You'll know if u see him, he's got a stoner aesthetic.

Example 2) girl 1: I love this rick and morty shirt it's so edgy and cool, what do u think?

Girl 2: yea it's edgy, its got a stoner aesthetic.

Stoner Aesthetic by Ash the Edge Lord July 8, 2018

Stoner Head 

Waking up and feel really weird the day after a big smoke sesh, not high, just strange. You may feel light, and unable to focus, or you may feel that time is slow, and everything is a dream.

Bro, I smoked like a half ounce yesterday, and I'm rocking some Stoner Head right now.

Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.

Stoner Head by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

Stoner Douchebag

A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.

They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.

They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.

I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!

Stoner Douchebag by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019

stoner dude

A male who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye

That stoner dude is hot af

stoner dude by Celly_belly July 30, 2021