joe sass

a complete worthless waste of space who thinks the world revolves around him

Tommy is the ultimate joe sass. Who invited him?

by tommypickles4lyfe December 28, 2016

Go back to your Sass Wagon

Something to be said when obnoxious people get out of their cars, tap on your window, and start yelling at you about conditions out of your control.

You're blocking the whole intersection! Move up!
*Has less than a foot to move up*
Go back to your sass wagon!

by GracieWasHere April 18, 2011

Sass

Like Sasserfras this is a term given to ginger people, however it is used when the person is only slightly ginger. Also known as strawberry blonde.

That stupid Sass, look at him... not even a full Sasserfras.

by Bob December 2, 2004

Sasshole

A nicer form of the word a**hole. The term sasshole is used when someone is in a bad mood and cannot seem to say anything nice to anybody. Instead, everything that comes out of a sasshole's mouth is either sassy or sarcastic. This is a general term, so it can be used for both males and females.

"Hey wanna hang out later today?"

"Why on Earth would I wanna hang out with you? You have no friends."

"Ouch. That hurts."

"You think I care?"

"You are such a sasshole."

by MarinaraSauce97 July 5, 2012

Sasscrotch

One who does not groom down under.

Also known as crotch sasquatch

I saw some creepers crawling out the bottom of her skirt, she must be a sasscrotch.

by nimatime April 25, 2009

sassafrass

When naming people in a ménage à trois, you have two alliteration options: D's or S's; the S options being smartass, shithead, and sassafrass. The sassafrass is the dramatic, sassy one who likes to bitch about everything. The only language this person speaks is sarcasm. They love to make everything the biggest deal possible and often scream for no reason. This person is the living embodiment of the drama queen in a movie. If you think this person is you, it probably is.

Wow, Carter is such a sassafrass

by Shelly Trois May 10, 2019

green sass frass grass

A horrible, terrible, awful word that should never be uttered in front of adults. Known to cause severe anxiety and bus accidents. Use with caution.

After uttering "green sass frass grass" to all of his elders, the boy was kicked out of all his associations and hit by a bus.

by Kubiak November 25, 2003