squares pears

literally a square shaped pear, some people really like injecting staples into it.

members of the squares pears fan club (cult) have a profile picture of the square pear and use the phrase "every day tomorrow" way too often.

we love squares pears, they're coolio broski yoski broski!!!!!!!

broski yoski broski can't you just chillax and eat a squares pears??

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

No u squared

Used as a rebuttal to no u as a way in which to end any argument
Also sometimes seen in the factored form of (no squared)+ (2no u)+ (u squared)

You: “ur mum has quite the gae”
Jim: “No u”
You: “no u squared”
Jim: -jumps off a cliff

by #}%^*€£?<~ May 13, 2018

Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.

Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??

by Richfolk September 23, 2021

Square Boat

Someone who is straight edge, doesn't do anything bad.

Jenifer is such a square boat she wouldn't even drink at the New Years Eve party.

by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003

Square Gang

A group of teens, (under 18) that are pledged in deciding to stay virgin till’ marriage, not to do drugs, and to never bully/cyber bully.

Overall it’s a group of teens pledged to be their best self. No gang violence.

Are you a SG? (Square ganger)

Yeah I just joined square gang. It’s pretty lit.

by XXMACKMANXX February 9, 2018

crush square

When a person likes a person, but that person likes someone else, but that someone else likes somebody else, and that somebody else likes the first person. And they are somehow all friends!

I was in a crush square with the person I like and two other people.

by Astr0n0va November 20, 2017

squared circle

The fighting area for participants in a combat sport. Origianally, these sports took place in a circle. When support ropes were added to clearer identify the border, the rings were made sqaure or rectangular in shape.

See also ring, boxing ring, wrestling ring, enter the ring, queensbury

As these two competitors enter the sqaured circle, they begin to realise that for one of them, fame and fortune on a tremedous scale awaits after this bout.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004