Trophy Son

Typically a son with a very feminine build. Wears shorts with a 5” inseam or smaller. Historically always finds a job as a Starbucks barista. Spends hours in the hot tub with his “boys” and is genetically predisposed to having the smallest amount of muscle mass in the family.

Conversation at family gathering

Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha

by Lesterholtshairline August 12, 2021

son of a hooker

A phrase you yell in class when you have no idea what the teacher is talking about, and you have no idea what the hell is on the board. It's softer that son of a bitch, yet very effective. The teacher will automatically catch that you have no clue and stop to help you.

Teacher: 3xy + dy/dx 75497h54utrw98yht4itr;ogeo;iugfe vdkuvdsogusvou

Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!

Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!

Student: Thank you!

by vdb2725 February 19, 2011

Son Of A Sodomite

A turn of phrase that is similar to, son of a bitch. It is usually said out of anger, frustration, or directly towards a person with animosity.

Guy 1: Hey, did you take out the trash? It's garbage day.

Guy 2: Oh, I forgot to take it out, sorry.

Guy 1: Ah, you son of a sodomite, now the garage will smell like unwashed pubic hair for a week.

by Denim Valentine October 18, 2022

son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.

Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!

by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009

good son

When an act of something good takes place , "good son" is said to the person in which the act occurs.

Wully said to Alison "GOOD SON" when she wanted to have sex with him.

by William Shaw Duncan Jr. July 5, 2008

son of a peehole

n. (sŭn äv ā pē-hōl). designation of birth right for a male whose conception was directly contributed from his father's penis vise accidental leakage or broken condom.

You son of a peehole! Aren't you the prim, proper conceptual example of the yuppie experiment!

by YumiSpewns March 7, 2011

Son of Torgo

Mythical son of legendary villain Torgo. Following Torgo's release from the Master's employ, he set out to find true love by innocuously and randomly touching and air-groping women across the United States. After finally finding love from an unknown woman; Son of Torgo was born thus deciding the world's fate. If you hear an eerie musical theme shortly followed by a furry man with unusually large thighs please stay calm, the Son of Torgo responds primarily to motion.

"Hey check out that walk, now that guy is a real son of Torgo."
"Hey don't be a son of Torgo dude..."
"That's no moon, it's a son of Torgo."

by DictionarianEurope December 9, 2008