Soggy Cracker

Usually played at a dance. Guys stand in a corner and place a cracker on the floor. They then proceed to
"ejaculate" all over it. The person to "ejaculate" the least on it has to eat it.
Girls usually played soggy fishstick.
Can be played with other objects.

Person1: Awwh man last night we played soggy cracker and I ended up eating it
Person2: Thats nothing. My girlfriends and I played soggy fishstick and it ended up being waterlogged fishstick. I had to eat it.

by Miss123 October 29, 2005

Soggy Q-Tip

The sexual act of putting your penis into your partner's ear and then ejaculating into the ear canal as if placing a soggy q-tip into one's ear.

After a long night of pledge-ship, Patrick decided to relieve his stress by giving his sleeping roommate Matt a soggy q-tip.

by hanktimcleary April 8, 2009

Soggy Bread

You know when you're eating a sandwich and the bread is soggy from tomatoes or whatever. That but with feelings.

Uhhhhhh, I fell like soggy bread today.

by SoggyBreat November 5, 2019

sognar

freakin crazyness.. mad fun.. simply put: so gnarly

that backflip was sognar ma man...

by psizzle September 26, 2006

soggy brosnan

A sexual act in which a man urinates down a rope that is hanging off the edge of a building directly over a woman's gaping mouth. The urine dribbles into her mouth and gives her much excitement! See also variants, 007 and Shaken Not Stirred.

Jack skipped school to give Samantha a soggy brosnan.

by filthGuy42 March 2, 2010

soggy taylor

(n.) Someone who exercises, doesn't shower/cleanse themselves, then has sex.

ie. I heard Deanna got a soggy Taylor last night.

by m.benny November 15, 2014

Soggy Walrus

When you cum into a girl's mouth, and while it's still in her mouth you tickle her, causing the cum to squirt out of her nose

The definition of soggy walrus is the perfect example

by Lorenzoistheshit December 16, 2008