Knob Snot

A viscous liquid salty to the taste that leaks from the end of an over excited penis.

He wiped his Knob Snot on the inside of his trousers rather than use a tissue.

by Squinks February 3, 2010

butt snot

It's like snot from your nose, except it is primarily lodged in the rectum. Forms from excessive anal sex.

I wiped the dook off my ass, but instead there was butt snot.

by Ricky Martin February 1, 2007

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

pajama snot

1. any seminal or vaginal fluid, especially a male nocturnal emission.

2. untrue or inaccurate speech, especially when unknown by the speaker.

3. used to describe anything that resembles seminal or vaginal fluid.

4. an expletive indicating surprise or anger, or emissions from a human body caused by beating (physical or metaphorical).

1. "I had that dream again, where Jake and I are taking turns fucking the shit out of a dolphin, and as usual I woke up covered in pajama snot."

2. "The woman was spewing pajama snot, using centuries old ineffective arguments heard a thousand times before."

3. "You put way too much mayo on this, its nothing but a pajama snot sandwich."

4. "Arthur beat the pajama snot out of that guy in debate!"

by Myspace A&A December 9, 2008

Cock Snot

Originating in the 1990's, Cock snot refers to a male's ejaculatory secretions

I wiped my cock snot all over her face

by dudu September 17, 2003

love snot

Semen

Mariella looked deep in to Charles' eyes, he grasped her in his manly arms and proceeded to shoot love snot into her hair.

by Saoirse September 1, 2003

fuck snot

After a man has launched his ejaculate load into some random bar whore's va-jay-jay, this is the very recognizable strand of skeet seen strewn between his knob and her over sized gash as he pulls out his spent love muscle. Typically eatin and/or slurped by said bar whore.

Dude, I picked up your mom at the bar last night and had one massive fuck snot as I pulled out of her gutter hole. She leant over and consumed the entire load of cottage cheese as I slammed my beer and B-lined for the door.

by Rodeo Cowboy November 6, 2009