To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
by kaptainkrollio July 20, 2009
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dance originating in the yay (as in yay area) during the early 80's.. while everyone was doing the moon walk, we were doing the smurf..
lean a shoulder back, snap your fingers, kick the foot on the same side back, roll forward, repeat on other side..
yeah, i know it sounds awkward but how can you accurately describe a hella cool dance in WORDS?
dance originating in the yay (as in yay area) during the early 80's.. while everyone was doing the moon walk, we were doing the smurf..
lean a shoulder back, snap your fingers, kick the foot on the same side back, roll forward, repeat on other side..
yeah, i know it sounds awkward but how can you accurately describe a hella cool dance in WORDS?
by indaybaby February 23, 2008
Get the smurf mug.While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.
Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"
by Badger59 May 10, 2009
Get the Smurfed mug.One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.
by Luvs2kickit24 May 5, 2011
Get the Smurf mug.It's an adjective that describes a person, place, or thing to be epically awesome. It describes a noun that is so overwhelmingly stunning that there is no possible way to describe it unless using the word smarry. it is pronounced "smhar-E"
by emily & jessica June 24, 2010
Get the smarry mug.Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"
Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
by MikeBus November 13, 2010
Get the smurf my ride mug.The act of making a pancake with blueberries and raspberries, then inserting the folded pancake into a woman's vagina and proceeding to insert a male's penis into the pancake inside the vagina.
by Muffinmann1744 January 27, 2011
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