Definitions by kaptainkrollio

Smurf

To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch

Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.

Smurf by kaptainkrollio July 20, 2009