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Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
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Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.
I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck
by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018
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night smoothie

Unrelenting, obnoxious noise (often from a loud household appliance) between the hours of 10pm and 7am due to a roommates obliviousness and general selfishness - typically relating to their lack of a frontal lobe.
Fucking Sue is making a night smoothie again. *three minutes later* This night smoothie sure is getting in the way of my studying.
by Dixnballs March 15, 2017
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Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015
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Smoothie

"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."
by Slangninjaninjaninja November 14, 2016
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major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!
by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011
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Smoothies

A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".

see also: SlickSack
The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024
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