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Erudite Sleeping Elephant

The act of effectively undescending both testicles thus removing them from the scrotum and pushing them back up into the groin area. When the shaft of the penis is then pulled down, the result resembles a wise and sleeping elephant.
Whenever I feel sad and alone, I bust out an Erudite Sleeping Elephant, aka an ESE. The profound knowledge of my humble and wise friend gives me solace.
by Frank-Dubb November 22, 2007
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Creeping The Sleeping

The art of creeping up to someone while they are sleeping, getting as close to them as possible and then taking a photo of yourself next to them.
Creeping The Sleeping is a great way to ensure that your friends don't sleep in your presence.

Ridiculous or daring poses are preferred.

Is easily performed by insomniacs or those new to instagram.
"I will never sleep again in public, there are too many people Creeping The Sleeping"
by beatrixmooney August 21, 2012
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sheepin'

1. To lay low after a particularly spectacular failure or embarrassment.
2. To stand around or wander with no apparent purpose.
1. Ronnie drank too much Zima Lite at the office party and ended up hitting on his boss. He just sheepin' this weekend.
2. Yo, did you see Angelo's old man? He's drunk again and he just sheepin' in the middle of Second Avenue.
by verbungle man June 10, 2004
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Champion chimney sweeping

The act of participating in sexual intercourse.
My roommate was champion chimney sweeping last night, so i slept in the hall.
by george (pronounced, whore-hey) February 3, 2010
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Sleeping Beauty

The act of jizzing on someone's eyes in their sleep. The receipient will either a) wake up hours later with their eyes crusted over with semen or b) wake up shortly afterwards wondering what is in their eyes and smear it around their face with their hands.
"Oh shit, dawg! I gave that ho a sleeping beauty! Bitch woke up screamin', "AHHH! NIGGA I CAN'T SEE!!!!"

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"I gave that fucker a sleeping beauty and five minutes later he wiped the cum all over his face. He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"
by djtoosh September 28, 2006
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sleeving

When one man inserts his penis full-length into that of another. Not to be confused with docking, which only involves the foreskin.
Steve hasn't pissed right since he and carl got into sleeving.
by sooner sideshow bob July 10, 2010
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sleeping bags

A less explicit way of saying condoms.
"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"
by MollyConnolly November 14, 2009
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