sidewalk slammers

When you drink half of a 40 and pour a sparks into the 40(Miller High Life is preferred) for optimal flavor. Taste great, gives good buzz. Cheap!

I had two sidewalk slammers last night and woke up naked in a field!!!!!!!

by Toby Levin January 19, 2008

swammer

the act of no longer being a college swimmer. after quitting these individuals are known to have a large increase in body fat and an increase in drug use.

After coach told me I sucked I quit the team and became swammer

by dpuss December 9, 2008

slammed shut

to close hard with a bang

The wind blew in through the window and the door slammed shut. She slammed shut the door in his face.

by Maine Mystery Writer November 5, 2013

Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.

Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.

by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009

Sammers

To place your hand between the legs of another and move your hand back and forth, slapping the thighs as a salmon's tail might.

"You should go sammers the hell out of Allanna!"

by Norm Norman February 6, 2009

Sammer

The best, funniest guy on Earth. A very cute male who is very attractive and loving. The most muscular male, a very nice guy.

He's just like Sammer!

by efsuruigergefg May 18, 2011

shammered

hammered and smashed combined into one

"omg I was so fuckn shmammered at daniel's party!"

by Fini August 8, 2004