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Side Chobes

The outside under-curve of a woman's breast. Most noticeable while wearing a skimpy bikini, bra, or of course while asleep naked on her back next to you.
Dude you can she her beasts while walking behind her!
Yeah, she's got some serious Side Chobes going on.
by Ron Donduay October 7, 2010
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Side Nozzled

To be subjected to continuous and unexpected personal attacks resulting in public and personal humiliation
Waking up in Mumbai, tied to the bed post and clad in leather, Doug realized he had been completely side Nozzled.
by Side Nozzler March 8, 2011
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Side dump

While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.
Things got a little crazy last night....the side dump came up a little short. :(
by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015
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Side twacked

Play on the term sidetracked: When a person gets too spun out on meth and they cant seem to focus on the subject or task at hand
Tyler is always getting side twacked
by Holmanation323 May 9, 2016
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sideception

Guy 1: I don't know what to do, I got sideception going on right now. Too many side bitches to count!
Guy 2: You gotta have a main bitch to have a side bitch bro.
Guy 1: Well if you have three bitches, bitch 1 and bitch 2 are side bitches to bitch 3 when you're intercoursing (see intercoursing) bitch 3. Bitch 2 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 1 when you're intercoursing bitch 1. Lastly, bitch 1 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 2 when you're intercoursing bitch 2.

Guy 2: That's just too much math bro.
Guy 1: Sideception.
by Picklebatteredpals May 31, 2016
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side gay

A side gay likes oral, touching, cuddling but not anal.
“You want to fuck me? No thanks. I’m a side gay”
by Elprofesor55 June 22, 2022
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side cart

When your jerking off in bed, you roll over nut on one side of the bed, roll back over and fall asleep.
Last night I thought about side carting in your sons bed- Mat Best
by 2jayZ August 20, 2022
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