"To get the shift" or as it's more commonly pronounced, " Ta get da shift " is a popular term used to describe a person who has snogged or kissed someone else. This term is frequently used in the West of Ireland, and is quite classy.
by The Original Cool Person June 25, 2009
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Morons that ignore this beautiful key, often forget many other, wonderful, things you can do with a keyboard.
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People on the internet often come back with a big, bullshit argument based on the 'fact' that no one bother to type things correctly on the computer because its a waste of time.
Well you know what, shitbird? If you learn how to type, and practice good grammar, punctuation, and spelling, eventually typing like this on the computer is easy. I, personally, think writing "omfglaewlers, 1 jst t0k @ sh1t! LOL!"
Morons that ignore this beautiful key, often forget many other, wonderful, things you can do with a keyboard.
See: GrammarPunctuation
People on the internet often come back with a big, bullshit argument based on the 'fact' that no one bother to type things correctly on the computer because its a waste of time.
Well you know what, shitbird? If you learn how to type, and practice good grammar, punctuation, and spelling, eventually typing like this on the computer is easy. I, personally, think writing "omfglaewlers, 1 jst t0k @ sh1t! LOL!"
Shitbird (someone who ignores shift): hi wasszup lol
Me: After you go to sleep tonight, i`m going to fucking murder you with a rusty butter-knife.
Shitbirdtwo: Omfg laewl u r so stupid ppl don typ gud on the cmpt bcse its hrd lol pls shift key dsnt evn mke sense lOL
Me: Go fall in a well and DIE.
Me: After you go to sleep tonight, i`m going to fucking murder you with a rusty butter-knife.
Shitbirdtwo: Omfg laewl u r so stupid ppl don typ gud on the cmpt bcse its hrd lol pls shift key dsnt evn mke sense lOL
Me: Go fall in a well and DIE.
by Mayleena May 24, 2007
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This is another name for City College of New York, a lousy cheap ghetto college in Harlem made out of shit. When walking through the college campus, you will probably step on a pile of monkey shit or get mugged because it is that bad. Everything at shitty college is broken because the college cant afford to fix anything.
Shitty college has the worse academic standards than a community college would have. The college has lots of homeless students and lots of mentally ill and mentally disabled people who are very psycho and do lots of cocaine. The students can't write a paragraph or solve a physics problem there without going into a total meltdown. Oh and this college is ugly.
Shitty college has lots of black squirrels and monkeys though.
Shitty college has the worse academic standards than a community college would have. The college has lots of homeless students and lots of mentally ill and mentally disabled people who are very psycho and do lots of cocaine. The students can't write a paragraph or solve a physics problem there without going into a total meltdown. Oh and this college is ugly.
Shitty college has lots of black squirrels and monkeys though.
My sister went to shitty college in Harlem and now she is homeless. She should have went to Columbia University.
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Typically induced by working extensively all day or being at work late at night.
Typically induced by working extensively all day or being at work late at night.
Steevn: 2nd Shift Fever was bad last night.
Sally: Yeah, we laughed at an umbrella for like five minutes.
Sally: Yeah, we laughed at an umbrella for like five minutes.
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