by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022
Get the Scottish lecturemug. a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
by gothbboy August 9, 2024
Get the Scottish Cumshotmug. When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.
2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”
“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”
“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”
by Skydog7 May 21, 2024
Get the Scottish Entrancemug. by TheDarkKnight1990 July 3, 2025
Get the Scottish Hammermug. by Romeo85 December 15, 2023
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Get the Scottish wankermug. by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
Get the scottish alarm clockmug.