True Scottish Pirate Metal

A mick take of True Norwegian Black Metal. It is used to refer to the scottish pirate obsessed power metal band Alestorm. Alestorm were once known as Battleheart and play folk influenced power metal.

You've heard Battle Metal now you need to hear True Scottish Pirate Metal.

by I love silly music May 20, 2009

Going Scottish

Not wearing underwear under a skirt, dress or more commonly a kilt not to be confused with going comando

Mary:aaaaah is there a breeze
Steve: omg mary your Going Scottish

by fullmetal pharoh December 19, 2009

the scottish steamer

1 pint heavy whipped cream
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female cum

garth: i'll have two of the scottish steamers!

clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the shitter for hours.

by gary andy masty July 16, 2010

not scottish

When something is right/perfect.

To be "not scottish" is a compliment.

Person 1: "Wow, you did that perfectly!"
Person 2 "Yea, definitely not scottish. :D"

by Welshmanlikestehsheep September 14, 2008

Going Scottish

'Going British,' but this time, it's underwear optional.

Anyone who objects is obviously a bigot.

Going Scottish makes forgoing underwear an acceptable choice. For cultural reasons, of course.

by Midnight Z06 June 2, 2009

an Irish,English and Scottish man

A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.

Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"

by chugmeister of sicily June 19, 2010

Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.

1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*

by Aditis May 29, 2017