Scottish mcnee

Absolute boyo from up north, big stocky lad so watch out. Will fight anyone

Watch out Scottish mcnee is about

by Scottish mcnee December 5, 2018

scottish delight

Where you take a straw up a man's ass and blow on the straw while pulling on his weiner as if you were playing on the bag pipes.

Tiffany gave me a Scottish Delight last night and then I played a round of golf today.

by Frack It October 7, 2022

scottish carpentry

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!

I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)

by Jackson Greenhorn September 16, 2020

Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza

Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!

by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017

Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.

by authenticgoth August 9, 2024

Scottish gardner

Mixing scotch with a wine

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.

by Gonzo4413 July 9, 2022

Scottish Rape

The act of dominantly finishing on your enemy while moaning in a Scottish accent. (Also reffered to using the portmanteau "scottrape")

"My opp Lindsey Scottish Raped me yesterday. It was wild."

by dihschucker September 16, 2025