Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes April 23, 2018

Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.

i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.

by gothbboy August 09, 2024

Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.

by authenticgoth August 09, 2024

Scottish Cowgirl

When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.

Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”

by HarryIsTheHead October 16, 2017

Scottish Tower

Like an Eiffel Tower, but with a sheep.

We lifted our kilts and made a Scottish Tower at the farm.

by ScottishKilt February 16, 2021