scissorfest

Scissorfest is a Adjective to describe a situation to be as if you were a guy trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, but the problem being that you are at a lesbian convention, thus saying that there are lots of potential canidates, but none of them are remotly interested.

This is a complete and total Scissorfest

by Tri-Cara January 1, 2010

scissormanship

having the ability to cut material with scissors well.

The girl cut her Christmas star with wonderful scissormanship.

by La Toy Ya December 3, 2009

Scissor Slut

A female who takes pleasure in scissoring women, as a means of sexual stimulation.

"I heard that girl was a lesbian."

"Yeah, her and her girlfriend scissor all the time. She's known for being a scissor slut."

by take.me.home November 27, 2012

scissor pile

A lesbian orgy.

Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.

by Motel Messiah October 14, 2013

Scised

Super excited. A term typically used by people who live n mountain towns.

"It snowed, like, a foot last night. I'm scised to hit the slopes."

by Stegosaurus89 October 30, 2013

scisserb

scissors for cutting herb

pass me the scisserbs.
you slippin on the scisserb

by notmyrealnameithink November 22, 2013

scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013