Schlapp

a lie so ridiculous it does not even make sense to the liar

My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.

by OutofCntxtClues November 9, 2020

Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020

Schlap-Slifter

A big storm of methane. Person of giant shits and farts.

You are a giant Schlap-Slifter.

by Youranerd Peonson February 13, 2021

Schlec

used to refer to hitting another’s disposable nicotine device

“aye man could I schlec your nicotine?”
“yo could i get a schlec of your nic?”

\ Sh - leck
similar words: schlep

by shestabbedmewithleftyscissors March 4, 2021

Schleich horse

It’s a addiction of plastic horses and you use all of your money on it

I love my schleich horse

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Schläppcident

When you wear slippers and accidentally stumble.

Maren: "Hey girl, what the fuck just happened?"
Felizitas: "I just had an Schläppcident"
Maren: "That's bananas, you have to be more careful, babe"

by qwerasdfnull May 13, 2021

schleen

A succulent slimy peanus used to engulf Dot’s wet jalooper...

For, you s there ever a day in your life where your not thinkin bout suckin on my schleen?

by Lulu P. June 4, 2021