Ryan is very very very gay , probably the gayest name in the world. He also has a massive head, it is the size of a bowling ball. He gets lots of guys but he only likes people who put knives up his urethra. He has a bugchasing kink so if you're HIV positive, even if you are female, hit him up because he will nut. He likes looking at old men's feet because it turns him on.
by notlydianonono July 1, 2019
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by Flower Boy August 19, 2010
Get the Ryan mug.Usually, an attracitve and sensative guy. Makes the best friend, however, the worst boyfriend. The guy who will make you laugh and lead you on, then in the end will end up ignoring you or pushing you away. They are usually fun to be around and can make you easily fall for them, and they make you smile constantley. However much they mess up, you can never hold a grudge. They use this to their advantage, and end up wanting to stay just friends.
So I was talking to Ryan last night' 'Oh give it a week or so, he'll move on to someone else or decide you aren't right.
by justafriend80707 January 8, 2011
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Ryan: my name is Ryan
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by Coco gamingart May 23, 2019
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