Rusty plughole

An anus that after a shoddy wipe is still covered in a thin smear of quick drying faecal matter.

Billy spent all day at work feeling rather self-conscious after his poorly executed morning evacuation had left him with a rusty plughole.

by dreddjay February 21, 2015

Rusty Throne

During sexual intercourse, giving a woman who has not wiped her ass in a few days a reverse cowgirl.

God, my dick still has crap on it from that Rusty Throne
I like Rusty Throne's

by K. Lintock. January 23, 2010

rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony

we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"

by the next mozart February 4, 2014

rusty street

you do anal with a fat bitch and she shits on your penis and you get stuck

this bitch gave me a rusty street

by big goat cam meekmillen April 25, 2019

rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

rusty ginger

When you get a redhead give you a rimjob

I got a rusty ginger for us.

by Sluttygrogan November 7, 2014

Rusty Rundown

Giving a rim job to an individual after said individual has experienced a bout of diarrhea.

Last night I gave my a girl a rusty rundown.

by RustyZzipper May 22, 2018