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People that are stereotyped way too much. Not all Russian people are drunk, or annoying. Only racists, or people who don't know any better care to go on urbandictionary and make mean definitions.
-I've lived in Russia all my life, and no, it's not a country full of drunks.
-Exactly, I know some very nice Russians.
by People Who Know Better May 14, 2011
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Russian firewall

a drink composed of vodka, clear tequila, and sprite/mountain dew. Best mixed in an empty waterbottle. Packs one hell of a kick.
Woah, this is some damn good Russian firewall, where the hell'd you get the vodka from?
by The Gooche January 15, 2006
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Russian Tourettes

When someone with Tourette's Syndrome goes to a social occasion and has to hope that they don't randomly scream a swear word at the host or something as embarrassing.
Kanye West has Russian Tourettes, which explains his behavior at the VMAs.

My cousin has Russian Tourettes, I hope that he doesn't embarrass himself at Thanksgiving.
by sumwun_III March 20, 2011
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Russian cuisine

The national cuisine of Russia, the Ukraine and sometimes Georgia. Often quite delicious, though sometimes with dramatically different tastes from typical American fare.
Poppy seed rullet, fresh-baked rye bread, soft cheese, various soups and stews, borscht, kvass (small beer), stuffed cabbage leaves.
by Alan June 4, 2004
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Russian Gas Pedal

1.) An act of violence. To stomp on someones crotch and to depress downward as if flooring a gas pedal. Think of stamping out a cigarette by twisting and pressing the foot upon the butt.
2.) Old tactic used by Russian police against rapists/womanizers. The gas pedal is released when the watching victim agrees that the torture has been enough.
3.) Form of tactic employed in Ro Sham Bo
Last night we bet on a Ro Sham Bo match. My player made it to the 5th kick and signaled for the Russian Gas Pedal.
He gave it but unfortunately could not take it. When it was his turn he slapped the mat in defeat. I lost $10!
by Lex97 January 20, 2009
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Russian Kaleidoscope

Verb:

1.The art of a dominate male human ejaculating into the eye(s) of his female or male partner so the receiver's vision resembles that of a kaleidoscope.
Constance:"Why did you giz in my eye?"
Robert Lazar:"It's called a Russian Kaleidoscope!"

Doris:"I have always wanted to see what a Kaleidoscope looks like!"
Don:"I'll get you a Russian one for Christmas honey."
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Russian Fruit Basket

A mans camel toe. When a guys pants are riding a bit tight in the frontal region, causing the scrotum and testes to appear as a cluster of assorted over ripened fruits.
Dude! you're sportin a Russian Fruit Basket!
Gross, look at that RFB (Russian Fruit Basket)
by Grammy G September 27, 2010
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