Free Runner

1.A person who is not diagnosed as a retard, but clearly is.
2. Someone who brags all the time to look cool, but is actually a douche lockett.

Todd: Look at that guy over there. He's wearing booty shorts and a hockey helmet..
Gary: he's definitely a free runner.

by Totten Bwoi December 7, 2013

you've ruined me

The feeling after an orgasm when the oxytocin makes everything slow down and a nap would be nice. Wanting to just relax in the bliss and not take on any other activity. Feeling "Ruined" yet liking that way. From the lyrics by Norah Jones - You've Ruined Me - "You've ruined me now Though I liked it now I'm ruined"

Oh, that was so good! You've ruined me and I need a moment or maybe a nap.

by Let's have fun in the sun February 12, 2015

bunner runner

A large white, grey, black. or red 12/15 passenger van driven by bunners. these vans are usually fords or chevy's and are filled with at least ten bunner kids in it. These are usually seen around the town of Battle Ground WA. one place where you are sure to see them is at the intersection of highway 503 and rock creek road. You will see them here on sunday because they are (as the definition of bunner says) hard core members of the Old Apastolic Lutheran Church. There are large congestions of bunner runners at about 10:00 and 12:00 I advise you to not take that road at that time.

Large, white, ford, 15 passenger van driven by bunners and filled with bunner children. these bunner runners are very top heavy and are not made to go at speeds over 60MPH

by tophersaurus July 29, 2011

reinerate

To reiterate, according to President Bush

"I want to reinerate what I said the other day. Our policy is to..." Bush

by Eric November 7, 2003

Kite Runner Scenario

A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.

(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"

"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.

by CommanderPoopyPants October 12, 2011

Shit ruined

To get pwd, or owned. A slang to lose, really badly

Germany got their shit ruined by Brazil, in the 2002, world cup.

by Shaft-o February 7, 2003

Gun Runner

A woman with large tits, that, due to her clothing you can't see that she has massive yams.

That chick that has the baggy jumper on is a Gun Runner for sure.

by Dingo08 March 9, 2011