ramp ranger

When a person in a car gets on the highway or expressway then proceeds to get off at the next ramp. Most times done inside a city limit.

That car was a ramp ranger. He could of just used the surface streets to the next light.

by The Truck January 22, 2008

Blonde Ranger

A drink made of two parts cream soda mixed with one part Jack Daniels served over ice. It was created in 2020 by a female, blonde, Park Ranger named Melissa.

It’s Christmas and I’m at Everglades National Park. I think I’ll have a blonde ranger.

by Ben Doverplease December 6, 2020

Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.

"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"

by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012

NCR Veteran Ranger

A form of NCR Troopers that are considered to be the best of the best. Legend has it they chew nails and spit napalm.

NCR Veteran Rangers are badass change my mind.

by JabWasHere March 11, 2021

The Richmond Rinser

The act of consuming copious amounts of water till your bladder is ready to burst, then inserting your penis into an anus and filling it with urine. Step back and have the partner fart the piss cocktail into your mouth as you eat their ass.

Invented by Doug Wayne & Whiteowl on 5/30/2023 at the Surry NPS spring outage.

"Spread those cheeks, don't be mean! Turn my face into a dirty lateine! Now churn that anal cleanser, it's time to run that Richmond Rinser!"

~The Richmond Rinser

by Doug W! May 31, 2023

Ringler

That single onion ring waiting for you at the bottom of Burger King's fries.

I dragged my hand passed the jagged starchy peaks of Burger King's notoriously bad fries to find my taste-bud's salvation and salivation in the form of a crispy crunchy ringler.

by Grug The Just November 17, 2010

ring ranger

A person that gets pleasure out of raming the cock in another man ass

Rowan is a fuckin ring ranger

by Dark.Yoda March 24, 2003