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Religion

The definition of {religion} is what makes you believe a certain culture for example: {Islam} , {Christianity} , {Sikhisim} , {Buddhisim} , {Hinduisim} and more. Some religions have a story that forms that religion
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Religion

"An organized panic about death" - Dylan Moran, Irish comedian

Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.
Having studied world religions for three years as an undergraduate, I personally conclude religion to be an organized panic about death. I would have had an equally productive time conversing with a paranoid schizophrenic, and it wouldn't have cost as much.
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Religion

The search for an answer to a question and making your own answer and calling it correct and that everyone else is wrong.
Guy 1“How was the Earth created?”
Guy 2“God.”
Guy 3“No, there is evidence that it was

evolution not religion.”
Guy 2“NO, I SAY IT WAS GOD SO IT WAS GOD!”
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religion

Type of belief; characterized system of faith. Millions of religions have been created, with Christianity; Islam; and Judaism being at the most known types although there are still others.
He believes in a religion; he's religious!
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Religionphobic

a person who hates muslims,buddhas,etc and forces someone to be atheist
Gary: I HATE MUSLIMS,CHANGE YOUR RELIGION RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Nehema: Your Religionphobic
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Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)
Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
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Western Religions

First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the explosive vest.
Here's a brief history of western religions.
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