relationship relaxation

when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:

hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out

clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?

weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.

general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!

girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit

girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?

girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me

girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!

by banginbabe March 23, 2011

gag-reflexology

When receiving a massage followed by oral sex. Like a rub and tug but she uses her mouth. Aka the rub-n-suck, the philipino throat rub, and the good ol' tonsil massage.

Went to Asia Garden day spa, they had a half off gag-Reflexology massage special.

by CheddaB225 March 8, 2017

Brat Reflex

The reflex of a parent when their child is being a brat.

Child: *being a brat*
Mom: *wack*
Child: OW! YOU HIT ME!!!
Mom: Oops it was my brat reflex 😂

by DogSaysHiDontConntact December 8, 2019

Sweet Release

When the round pops off and you’re finally free

He finally had enough and experienced the sweet release

by Yeahthatsme14 January 22, 2021

The Ass Reflex Test

A test that tests the reflexes of your ass

Did you do the ass reflex test?
Yes my ass's reflexes are very fast

by ASaShA November 9, 2010

Vimeo and relax

It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and feel eachother up with Vimeo in the background.

"I wanted to Netflix and chill so bad but we only Vimeo and relaxed"
"At least you got any."

by Xxmalikxx December 11, 2015

poach and release

The practice of fishing through documents, websites and prior presentations for material to copy into new documents, websites and presentations.

I have to get this new training program done. Since I really don't know the materials I'm going to have to poach and release in order to get this done!

by ilookmarvlus July 15, 2016