a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.
by Boochie June 11, 2006
Get the weather report mug.much like a carfax report, this one tells how usable a guy's cock is based on a combination of size, skill, and history
girl 1:That boy is cute! I wonder what his cockfax report looks like...
girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"
girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"
by square hole with a round peg March 30, 2010
Get the cockfax report mug.When you really want to get high and You don't have a piece and no one in your group knows how to roll well and all you have is a Black and Mild. You cut the wooden filter off and proceed to loosen and empty the cigar without ripping it open. Then you hollow out the tip and place the hollow cigar into the tip. Finally you pack the weed into the cigar and twist off the end. Then all you gotta do is light and enjoy.
Caution: This rips extremely hard, I'd recommend bringing a drink.
Caution: This rips extremely hard, I'd recommend bringing a drink.
by The botanist 420 December 26, 2011
Get the Last Resort mug.a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".
DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!
by thenextbestthing198 December 17, 2008
Get the news reporter mug.to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
by Erum September 25, 2007
Get the resort vacation mug.Remort- a) Regret the morning after sex
b) FUCK!
c) The definition of remort is fluid. It can be used in the place of any other word, sometimes multiple time in the same sentence. Due to lack of a specific meaning, when trying to decipher the meaning of remort, it is important to look at the context in which the word was used. (But it usually means sexytimes)
b) FUCK!
c) The definition of remort is fluid. It can be used in the place of any other word, sometimes multiple time in the same sentence. Due to lack of a specific meaning, when trying to decipher the meaning of remort, it is important to look at the context in which the word was used. (But it usually means sexytimes)
a) I had sex with a minger last night, now I feel great remort
b) Remort you
c) Remort the remorting remorters
b) Remort you
c) Remort the remorting remorters
by ShadowJinx26 September 22, 2011
Get the Remort mug.A guy who does not know how to use his hands to please a woman sexually. He moves his hands from genitals to breasts and all over the place. This movement resembles Tom Cruise's character from the film Minority Report when he is using the computer that he controls with the special gloves.
"Hey Susan, how did your date with Sean go last night? "
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."
by dulces120 December 2, 2009
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