To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023
Get the *reach around not includedmug. by Kendigo June 2, 2023
Get the Halo reach around.mug. A Reach Around normally administered behind a dumpster at Wendy's in exchange for $20 or 100 BBBYQ shares. High pitched Yiddish singing/chanting by an experienced goy is what gives this Reach Around its uniqueness. It's not gay it's 2024 and Megan Fox every time.
FakePulte/Max_Tendies/Fake U-Copy is waiting behind Wendy's to give Plur, Turkish and fghtffyrdmns a Romanian Reach Around
by Nozzylicious Noz January 9, 2024
Get the Romanian Reach Aroundmug. The motion sickness that strikes many people when they first start playing certain video games, either for the first time or after a while not picking up a controller.
Man, I was supposed to go out with everyone tonight but I started playing the latest Halo game & now I'm laying on the couch with Reach Retch!
by FefferJ October 8, 2010
Get the Reach Retchmug. The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.
Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem
Dude you got a problem
by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023
Get the Texas outback reach aroundmug. Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.mug. This is when you are fucking you partner from the back while eating a Wendy's Asiago Ranch Classic Chicken Club and she is holding a Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice). You shove your wang deeper in her and Reach around for the Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice), while still eating the Asiago Ranch Classic Chicken Club you slam the Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice) and creampie in the cup.
Partner 1: I'm going to give you that good Wendys Reach-around
Partner 2: Yes honey please, bust in that cup
Partner 2: Yes honey please, bust in that cup
by JimmyNeutron56 February 2, 2023
Get the Wendys Reach-aroundmug.