quarf

to vomit so violently as to expel air from the vagina; to simultaneoulsy "queef and "barf".

If I have to smell another one of your farts on this Wild Turkey hangover, I may quarf.

by cornbread18311 July 3, 2010

quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 July 26, 2008

quiff

A person who sucks farts from a dead chicken.

Used as an insult to your friends. Dave you're such a quiff.

by Dirty Little Tommy September 20, 2005

Quarf

To fart out one's male reproductive Peehole.

i quarfed out of my dick

by poopenheimer December 9, 2008

quiff

a hair vagina; cross breed of dog

that was one huge quiff.

by Meghan April 13, 2005

Quiffin

putting two goregous boys together as one person
causing women to cream and queef themselves

dude kym i think i just quiffin

by orgasm=love November 9, 2006

Quadfather

Basically the father of quads. If you need to pick up a quad, this guy is your man. Don't bother asking for an 8th or a half 8th, this guy strictly sells quads. And no you won't get a deal for buying quantity. As a matter of fact, you will most likely pay above normal price. He should probably be Italian and mafia-like too, thus relating to the Godfather.

"You come to me, on this day, the day of my daughter's wedding, to buy this quad?"

-"Dude, cut the shit, just bag it up."

"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

-"Wtf is wrong with you, quit quoting The Godfather, I'm never buying anything from you again Quadfather."

by jets fool November 24, 2010